Wednesday ~ “Getting Over The Hump Day” Humor

 

Happy Wednesday! Once more, I bring you the mid-week Humor Blog. This week is brought to you by quotes from the ever hysterical Erma Bombeck…and a few pictures.  Laugh until your belly wobbles!! Have a great day and Many Blessings!

(All Quotes by Erma Bombeck):

“When your mother asks, “Do you want a piece of advice?” it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”

“I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.”

“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ”

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”

“All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. ”

“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”

“Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. “Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?” Don’t you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?” Wasn’t there any change?”

“Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.”

“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.”

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”

Boyfriend In FutureFree Time

Yoga Pants

Bring Me TunaDog let Me In

Glass Half Full

Work SickFalse Alarm

Starbucks Trucks

Think of Me

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29 comments on “Wednesday ~ “Getting Over The Hump Day” Humor

  1. Good Morning!

    Hysterical! I love Erma Bombeck – she has very funny insights. Thanks for sharing! Omg – the one with the dog at the door – I swear that true! But in my case, it’s my cats! They come in just so they can re-experience going out! Drives me nuts! Or how about when they stand at the door wating and waiting for you to open it, so you do and then they just stand there deciding what they should do?

  2. Mardrag, I love your hump day posts and quotes from Erma Bombeck couldn’t be more perfect. Thank you for so many really good and hearty laughs today. BTW, about that dog – you haven’t met our two by any chance, have you? Sometimes I think that we serve as their doormen. Maybe we should just install a revolving door and call it a day. 😀

  3. If I say which are my favorite, then the very first one and the very last one. I am in a long instance relationship right now AND if unless i think i am awesome, i dont want to hear what you think of me lol those are funny and kind good to keep in mind 🙂

  4. Today’s blog was so funny that I stopped half way thru and decided to share it with a glass of wine. We, of course, have no wine. So, I shared with a shot of flavored Rum!
    Too, too, funny. I love Erma, I was so sad when she passed.

    I almost spit out my shot when I read the one “Im in a long distance relationship because my husband lives in the————–
    – and I automatically finish it in my head–
    “family room !”
    Then- I finish reading and it says “the future”.
    Well. I, for one, am in a long distance relationship because he does live on the other side of the house. lol

    Today was a tough day. By about 3:30 I felt like I had already finished 3 days.
    I had one of those 5 hour energy drinks. It really did get me thru the rest of the
    day. (didn’t put dinner dishes away till 9:30)

    Nice to relax with some funnies.

    • Hi NJBev! Sorry you had such a rough day! But glad that you got to end it with some funnies and some rum! That works! 🙂

      Those 5 hour energy drinks…I have never tried them. I am a little afraid to. I am glad they work for you though.

      Hope tomorrow is a better day for you. Know I will be sending Love, Light and Good Energy your way!! HUGS!

    • So sorry about your day 😦 glad is over 🙂

      I thought you were going to say because he is in his own world or something like that 😛 glad that even i he is i the other side of the house he is IN the same house 🙂

      Good night and sweet dreams 🙂

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